Protecting one’s property is an innate impulse that dates back to the beginnings of man. The cavemen defended their caves with clubs and rocks. It remains unclear whether cavemen also went to community meetings and objected to an increase in density at the neighboring cave. The question is: how similar is an Advisory Neighborhood Commission (“ANC”) meeting or Party Status in Opposition in the District to the Caveman’s Club? Here, in DC in the 21st Century, property owners do not need a club because they are emboldened by the ANCs and other legislative ways to oppose development. The District’s ANCs were created by the DC Council in 1976 to give neighbors an important voice in the District’s zoning process. Under…